100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying: A Triple Goober berry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.” – SpongeBob. A five-letter word for happiness…money!” – Krebs. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” – Squidward

SpongeBob Quotes 

• All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob
• Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Sponge bob
• And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob
• Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay take your time.” – Patrick Star 
• Being a grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” – Patrick Star
• CHOCOLATEEEEEE!” — Random Fish : 100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying
• Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – SpongeBob
• Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick Star
• Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week” – Patrick 
• Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!” – Patrick
• Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Krebs
• Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy 
• Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” – Sandy
• Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star 
• Excuse me, sir, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Sponge bob
• F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! – Plankton
• F is for friends who do stuff together!”- SpongeBob
• Famous SpongeBob quotes from Patrick, the starfish
• Firmly grasp it in your hand.”- Patrick Star 
• Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob 

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob 

• Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
• Goodbye, everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”Plankton: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
• Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star
• His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” – Plankton
• Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” –Plankton 
• Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
• me Need IT………., I Don’t Need It.” – SpongeBob
• I anything can’t do right since because pickles!” – Spongebob
• Ican’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star
• my guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
• your have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scared!” – SpongeBob 
• I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” – SpongeBob
• I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
• I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors.Take it away penny.” – Spongebob 
• I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward
• I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, symbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.” – Patrick Star 
• If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend… Then it would just be alright.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
• If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
• If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob 
• Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star

Isn’t this great Squidward?

• It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
• It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” – Krabs
• They evil. It’s diabolical. It’ lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” – Plankton
• It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
• It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Krabs 
• I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob 
• I’m a good noodle!” – SpongeBob
• I so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.”- SpongeBob 
• me ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob 
• Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!” – Plankton
• Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
• Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” – SpongeBob
• Living Like Larry.” – SpongeBob
• Look at all that warm, toasty fur.” – Spongebob
• Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob
• Moss always points to civilization.” – Spongebob
• Mr. Krabs: That hat makes you look like a girl.” SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?!” – Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob
• My pants are on fire!… My underwear is on fire!… I’m ON FIRE!” – Krabs
• Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!” – Squidward
• No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob 
• Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick

Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” – Plankton Oh boy, 3 A.M.” – Patrick

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob 

• Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick Star
• One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?” – Squidward
•  don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” – Squidward
• Patrick, you’re a genius!” – SpongeBob
•  you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?” – SpongeBob
• Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?” *SpongeBob, the cops, and Patrick laugh* I mean it!”- Patrick Star 
• Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob is careful. Careful Spongebob!Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh” – Patrick 
• Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.” – Patrick 
• Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Clause.” – Spongebob and Patrick 
• Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob
• Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob 
• Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob 
• Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob 
• See, no one says cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say coral”, as in That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs 
• See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs
• Somebody call the police! There’s a pants thief on the loose!” – Spongebob
• Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” *jumps inside Spongebob’s mouth” – Patrick
• Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star 

SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward 

• SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!”- Spongebob & Patrick 
• Spongebob: Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob 
• Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.” – Spongebob & Patrick 
• Spongebob: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we’re men I changed my underwear.” – Spongebob and Patrick 
• Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.” – Spongebob & Patrick 
• Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.” – Patrick 
• Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick 
• Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – SpongeBob
•  your ceiling is talking to me.” – Patrick Star 
• you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!” – Spongebob
• Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” –SpongeBob 
• That’s a big boot.” – Patrick Star
• That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton
• The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!” – SpongeBob
• The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
• The name’s SquarePants. It’s SquarePants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob and Gary are inside of it] I don’t get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.” – SpongeBob
• There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!” – SpongeBob 
• This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob 100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying
• Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.” – Squidward
• Too bad that didn’t kill me.” – Squidward
• Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chaos.” – Patrick Star

Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!” – SpongeBob

• Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward
•  Don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” – SpongeBob
• We paid nine dollars for this?” – Puff
•  shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
• We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick Star
•  it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick  100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying
• Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
•  the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Krabs
• Who are you people?!” –Patrick Star 100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying
• With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob 
• You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob 
• You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?” – Patrick
• You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob 
• You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton 100+ Best SpongeBob Quotes And Saying
• You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick