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    Dark Joke

    Kathleen AlexanderBy Kathleen AlexanderApril 1, 20221 Comment5 Mins Read
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    Dark Joke: Certain people have truly hilarious senses of humor and are prone to laughing at things that should not be hilarious. If you’re one of them, congratulations! You’re in the right spot.

    If you possess a dark sense of humor, take a break. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. There are certain studies even revealing that people who love dark humor could be more knowledgeable than average people.

    Dark Joke

    If black comedy is the best choice for you

    you’ll be enthralled by this comprehensive collection of over 120 morbid, dark and sick jokes.

    We began this list with a cautionary note and here’s another to make sure you’re aware this is an assortment of dark humor. Dark humor concentrates on aspects of our lives that we aren’t comfortable discussing like depression, death, illness, and catastrophe, and tries to make these issues more bearable by focusing on the humorous aspect of them.

    Dark Joke list:

    1. I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
    2. As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
    3. The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
    4. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
    5. When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was, to be Frank in Stein.

    6. My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
    7. They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
    8. “What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
    9. When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
    10. I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
    11. What’s red and bad for your teeth? Dark Joke

    12. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
    13. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
    14. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
    15. Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
    16. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
    17. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
    18. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
    19. Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
    20. I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
    21. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
    22. What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly a clown into the tiny car.
    23. “I work with animals,” the guy says to his date.  “That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?” “I’m a butcher,” he says.
    24. Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner.
    25. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
    26. “Just say NO to drugs!” Well, If I’m talking about my drugs, I probably already said yes.
    27. I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
    28. It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote’ and ‘anecdote,’ one of my good friends would still be alive.
    29. What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph? Its butt.
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